I finally got a day off but I’m throwing up. This is karma. Wat I do wrong?

The whole family is calling me now wow. This is a magical trip through time and space.

Omg to the random old lady who’s been phoning me for the past 40 minutes and leaving me vaguely hostile messages;
I’m not Lisa. I’m sorry your daughter doesn’t want to talk to you but I don’t really want to either.

slobbering:

Lascivious promises of honey and carnal knowledge.

slobbering:

Lascivious promises of honey and carnal knowledge.

rumminov:

mythbusteds:

Steven Universe AU MalaikI used Charoite for him since Amethyst is a character on the show already. I really wanna design fusions so I’m hoping more people will make designs for this AU haha

look i drew my fantroll as a gemsona thing

rumminov:

mythbusteds:

Steven Universe AU Malaik

I used Charoite for him since Amethyst is a character on the show already. I really wanna design fusions so I’m hoping more people will make designs for this AU haha

look i drew my fantroll as a gemsona thing

fuck afternoon shifts

fuck afternoon shifts

ascend

ascend

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

aes192:

art guide

aes192:

art guide

sometimesyougottabeadad:

I made these boyz in the sims